Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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