Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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