i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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