I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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