I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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