found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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