absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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