But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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