I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Terrible idea I love it
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