i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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