he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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