i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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