batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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