Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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