is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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