So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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