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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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