Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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