It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
NoShamevember. You game?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
