Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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