franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
third nipple confirmed
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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