and i looked up. we had an audience...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
