Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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