Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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