if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Randomize
