He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
dude. I can hear the air.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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