i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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