He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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