do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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