do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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