Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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