The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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