Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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