Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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