Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I want is dick and wine.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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