Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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