Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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