WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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