In the future we'll all be gay
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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