i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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