she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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