god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just pee around me
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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