I'm really into asian looking animals
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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