Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I wish there were birth control emojis
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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