so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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