I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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