Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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