elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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