You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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