I think I am morally bankrupt
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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