i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
we should paint friendship bongs
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