I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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