you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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