3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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