I'd wear matching sweaters with you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You pole danced in your parka.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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