Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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