If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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