I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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